Cultural Product

Cultural Product
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

LIST

FROM 2002-04 I WORKED AS A CLEANER AT THE ARTSPACE NSW STUDIOS IN WOOLOOMOOLOO
THESE ARE THE NOTES FROM THAT PERIOD
NAMES HAVE BEEN DELETED TO PROTECT PRIVACY

_____LEFT PINS, STAPLES AND FUR
_____LEFT $1 IN COINS
_____LEFT A NICE GREY SHIRT, STACKS OF EXPENSIVE SHOPPING BAGS, SET OF SHEETS AND SOME POTS AND PANS
_____LEFT A CUBE OF PAYNES GREY WATERCOLOUR PAINT
_____LEFT ME SOME DELICIOUS CHOCOLATES AND A THANKYOU NOTE
_____LEFT A FEW UNOPENED BOTTLES OF EVIAN STILL WATER
_____LEFT VOGUE FASHION AND ENTERTAINING MAGAZINES
_____LEFT SOME COOL ENGLISH LOTIONS
_____LEFT SOME VERY NICE SNACKS IN THE FRIDGE
_____ AND _____LEFT A BEAUTIFUL WORK OF ART ON THE WALL
_____LEFT HER INTERNATIONAL DRIVERS LICENSE
_____LEFT A PURPLE STRIPED BEACH BAG, SUN BLOCK, INSECT REPELLANT AND A MERCUROCHROME STAIN ON THE CARPET
_____AND_____AND_____LEFT VOMIT SOMEWHERE
_____AND_____LEFT MASSES OF SHAVING STUBBLE AROUND SINK
_____AND_____SPIT TOOTHPASTE ALL OVER THE BATHROOM TAPS
_____LEFT A VERY BAD TOILET SITUATION
_____LEFT A BIG BLACK HANDPRINT ON WALL ABOVE CISTERN
_____LEFT A HANDMADE CARD WITH A PICTURE OF SPAM PASTED ON
_____GAVE ME A HUGE BAG OF DRIED FRUIT
_____AND_____LEFT STACKS OF MATERIALS
_____LEFT A FANTASTIC ROTRING MECHANICAL PENCIL
_____LEFT DOZENS OF TINY GLOW IN THE DARK SKULLS
_____LEFT A LITTLE BADGE WITH A DRAWING OF A COP ON IT
_____AND_____LEFT CAT FOOD SCATTERED AROUND THE STUDIO
_____LEFT $2
_____LEFT HAIRCLIPS IN HIS BED
_____LEFT UNSET RESIN STAINS ON TABLES AND FLOOR AND RUBBINGS OF LATEST WORKS
_____AND_____AND_____LEFT GOLD LEAF WASTE EVERYWHERE
_____LEFT 2 NEARLY FULL AEROSOL CANS OF ADHESIVE
_____LEFT A FULL CAN OF BLACK SPRAY PAINT
_____LEFT A BOTTLE OF NAIL POLISH REMOVER
_____LEFT ARTLINK MAGS, ART AND TEXT, AND OTHERS
_____LEFT A MIRROR BEHIND AND A BLOCK OF DARK CHOCOLATE, AND A COFFEE AND A BEAUTIFUL POT OF CACTI
_____LEFT POSTERS OF THEIR ART WORKS
_____AND _____LEFT A LOT OF PLASTER DUST
_____LEFT SEWING THREADS
_____LEFT BLU-TAC AND MASKING TAPE
_____LEFT A HUGE FILTHY MESS
_____CLEANED UP AND MADE IT ALL REALLY NICE
_____LEFT SUCH A HUGE ARRAY OF EMPTY BOOZE BOTTLES I WANTED TO KEEP THEM ALL
_____LEFT TWO LIGHTERS AND A BOX OF MATCHES
_____AND _____LEFT STATUES, PLANTS, CARDS, STONES, CUPS, CLOTHS, ARTWORKS AND CANDLES
_____LEFT SOME LOVELY BRIE AND CRACKERS
_____LEFT A BOTTLE OF VODKA
_____LEFT ½ A BOTTLE OF SHERRY
_____LEFT A SMALL WORKING LADIES WATCH
_____LEFT GERMAN SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONERS, ONLY A BIT IN EACH, BUT ENOUGH FOR A SAMPLE
_____LEFT EMPTY CAMPERS SHOEBOXES
_____AND _____LEFT INVITATIONS TO THEIR SHOWS
_____LEFT STUBBIES OF CHARCOAL
_____LEFT A PURPLE ACRYLIC SHAWL
_____’S KIDS LEFT BEHIND A BRACELET, SOME COLOURED PENCILS

_____LEFT A CREAM COLOURED BRA BEHIND
_____AND_____AND_____LEFT ME THEIR CATALOGUES

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